Set of six Redneck Family Photos Measuring 2x3 inches.
Comes in a Durable Tyvek Sleeve.
Great Gift, Stocking Stuffer, or Gag Gift.
Conversations with new people can be extremely difficult. Small-talk topics can be at the same time extremely dull, as well as invasive. But making new friends doesn't have to be that hard. With our Redneck Family Photos in your pocket, you never have to fear an awkward silence again. Just whip these babies out and wow your acquaintances with pre-made wit and charm.
When guys get together they often tend to talk about their favorite toys. Cars, motorcycles, boats, whatever is the coolest thing they’ve recently spent money on. Don’t worry about being left out. Once you are done telling them about your favorite thing in the world, tell them “I have a picture of my Pride and Joy?” then watch the eyes roll when you pull out a photograph of the cleaning products Pride and Joy.
Maybe your partner doesn't like to be in photos, so when you want to show your friends the cutie you’re in love with, simply say “I keep a picture of my honey in a bikini. Look, isn’t she sexy?” and lo and behold, sure enough, you pull out a picture of honey…in a bikini.
Don't forget every family has a sweet old great aunt. Maybe you want to mention her, but oh, so sad, she’s passed away recently! The Redneck family photos collection honors her memory with a picture of an actual dead ant.
For showing off your offspring, you have two options. If you want to show you have a large family, you could say “Would you like to see a picture of my six little ones?” and boom, there's a picture in your wallet of six small little (number) ones. For smaller families, simply say “Take a look at my cute kids!” and hand the unsuspecting stranger a lovely wallet card featuring two baby goats, your 2 favorite kids. They are indeed cute, are they not?
Last but never least, home sweet home is a very important place. Maybe you built it yourself, or recently renovated, and you would love to show everyone your “duplex”. For that occasion we have the perfect photograph of your “redneck mansion”. Everything you could wish for in a humble abode, for your extended Redneck Family.
So grab a pack, or 2 sets, 5 sets, or prove you're a true Redneck and get the 10 pack. Give to friends and family. Use these conversation-starters today and never be left out of the group. Use them to practice your stand-up, make friends, win favors, and generally have a great time. With these family photos, you’ll never be without something fascinating to say.
